The Monster And The Holy Tacos
  By: Mikey Canon

     In this story, Oscar becomes the ruler of the land of tacos. Drew, Elliot, Theo, Quinn, Justus, and I are all under his rule as royal guards. One day, a monster appears in the outskirts of the land of tacos. The Taco Guardians set out to destroy it.
     “Where do you think it is?” inquired Quinn.
     “I dunno. But it should be here somewhere,” Theo said, quite scholarly.”I mean, it attacked two places very near here before. It should be headed for the forest to camp out and regain spirit that it might have lost.” And the group fell silent, as the trees fell into a loud rustling of leaves. “I, for one, want to get out of here as fast as we can. So let's just vanquish the baddie, and go home for some tacos.” Drew said hungrily. At that time, a bush had started to rumble. The group looked around, wary of every step they took, and how it was placed. It would have most unpleasant to stumble and fall at this point because this is what happened next.
     The monster jumped out from under the bush, and the earth grumbled, complaining loudly for its ground. The monster had a pink, slimy, scaly sort of texture and could have finished our heroes all off right there and right then, had it not been for Justus's vigilance. His back was facing the monster, and when it jumped, he spun around and cut it's tongue in half. The demon's tongue started to writhe on the floor, wondering where it's slimy home went.
     “RAWR!! I is gone eat joo!!1!!11!1!!” said the monster very angrily, somehow without his tongue, his eyes darted back and forth in their slimy sockets, until it spotted both Elliot and Justus running to attack. The monster threw a punch and was about to hit Elliot until Justus jumped in front and hit the monsters wary fist off it's own beaten course. The hand then spun until it hit a tree. But instead of the monster just blacking out right then, the tree it hit falls down, and the monster gets back on it's feet. Blam! Theo used a paper airplane and blinded the monster for a few seconds. Then, just as Justus was wailing on the monster, it's eyes rolled into the back of it's head.
     “I got him!” Justus said exuberantly.
     But then the monsters eyeballs turned pitch black. In its eyes there was the hatred for others that Justus had stared at for too long. He turned to stone.
     “Nao no onez cold stop meeee!!!!11!1!!1!!!11” The monster bellowed so loudly that the gods could hear it.
     And then it breathed fire.
     It was horrific. It was like when someone looks at lava in pictures, smooth and bright and can burn your body in a matter of seconds. And it streams out of the monster's mouth about fifteen feet, and stops two inches in front of Elliot. He jumped back before the monster could step forward.
     And then he drew a sword.
     It's hilt was a cold gray, and as Elliot pointed the sword at the monstrosity, a golden beam shot out of it. And the monster exploded into a crackling green fire. It was thrilling, as the combustion had shot a wave of forced wind, and had almost killed all of us, because the fire was caught on the wind, and it shot out at a great velocity. We all ducked under the nearest hill and got there in just the right moment.
     We all walked over to the castle and told King Oscar the good news to celebrate for. So we had a party and everyone in the land of tacos was invited. And the land was saved from the evil that lie still at the moment.

     Right?